Ice Cubes

(Somewhat in the style of "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie")

If you take a puppy for a walk, you will cause him to pant. When you return home, you will feel bad that he is so hot and tired. You will be tempted to give him an ice cube. If you give a 4 month old puppy an ice cube, he won't know what to do with it. So you'll put it in his water dish. This will make the puppy very curious. You will leave him alone to do research on the computer. About 5 minutes later, you'll hear him barking. You'll return to the kitchen to find that he has gotten the ice cube out of the bowl, mainly by turning the entire bowl upside and spilling water everywhere. Then, he will proceed to have a FRAP attack. This will cause the water to be spread all over the kitchen. The only saving grace is that it's hilarious to watch the puppy spin out of control because of the wet floor.